Another belated update for ye. College is busy at the moment; ugh. It’s really cutting into my free time. I actually dusted one of my David Bowie books the other day, which tells you a lot about the state I’m in; not only is my obsession with the great man being starved out of me by other demands on my time, but I was CLEANING. Which means one thing and one thing only, if you are Imogen Maxwell. PROCRASTINATION.
And I’m nothing if not a productive procrastinator. As each deadline stalks me mercilessly, swooping out of the shadows when I quite literally least expect it, I pinball about the house, panic-napping, organising, dusting.
You’d think – once the Bowie library is gleaming and catalogued – I’d be flogging prolifically, whacking up product reviews, creating madcap transformations, inscribing the magna carta on my nails in fancy rainbow colours. Let’s just say my laptop hasn’t been cooperating …
damn you
… but I’m here now so let me tell you a beautiful story in pictures.
I was up on the Isle of Lewis at the end of April, ostensibly to do the makeup for a short film being made by Edinburgh College of Art student director Gordon Napier. Makeup was a minor feature of my week, I must admit, but I did my best to get involved with all there was to do.
I stayed with the lovely lovely cast and crew of 18ish, in a blackhouse village near Carloway. Blackhouses are for people 3’8″ or under.
where I spent all day bent double, wincing as other people brained themselves on 4-foot thick concrete beams
They had been converted into hostel-type accommodation; our lil house had 2 x 6-bed dorms and one (or two?) 2-bed room. There was a big kitchen and room enough for everyone to have meals together sat at a long table. There was a living room too with a fire place and couches.
Kitchen wizards Elspeth and Pola, without whom we would have turned cannibal
Being the backpacker queen that I am, I’m a pretty swift and harsh judge of this type of accommodation, and I was well impressed.
our neighbours
Each day of filming was long, but that ain’t no thang when you’re surrounded by good-natured professionals.
There were indoor scenes…
… and hero production designers Lottie and Lola had gone all out in decking that place out, let me tell you.
where did they find this wall art? Shhh. Just enjoy.
baked trout dinner, for throwing to the floor in a rage.
There were outdoor scenes …
… but there was no internet.
only one itty bitty scrap of 3G in one corner of the set
Apart from movie-making japery, I was kept entertained by practicing some special effects …
… and whooping it up at the Callanish standing stones.
We met the locals…
… we ate the locals….
… and we waited around a lot, cos that’s what you do.
With good company…
… and perfect weather and scenery….
… it was a pleasure to be involved 🙂
nothing to see here
I’m very much looking forward to seeing the finished product, and feel free to head on over to T I D E’s Facebook page to keep on top of updates!
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Happy Friday, flogstars! xX
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