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Archive | April, 2013
I like shopping on the internet when I’m drunk
28 Apr…which is why 3/4 of the storage space in my room is full of crazy crap like this.
Opening packages and parcels is always exciting, especially when you don’t know what’s in them. So imagine my surprise last week when not one, but two yellow wigs arrived.
The orange lipstick I’m wearing is So Chaud by MAC with a bit of their eyeshadow in Honeylust in the centre of my bottom lip. Did you guys know they still do the package recycling incentive, so if you return 6 MAC makeup empties of any kind to them, they’ll give you a free lippy (but not from the Viva Glam range, as that’s sold to raise cash for the MAC AIDS fund).
Anyway. Gotta go rack my brains to see if I can remember why I would have thought I needed two yellow wigs. I really do have fantastic ideas when I’m pissed, why don’t I write them down? Oh yeah, because “amazing shelf bum” written on a gin-soaked receipt still leaves me completely in the dark.
nailed it: Zombody to love
22 AprWordplay stolen from Carissa.
These Iron Fist bad-boys came in a neat lil packet with a nail file and wooden stick to poke your cuticles with.
I’ve used lots of different brands of nail transfers, and I have to say (having only worn these so far for a few hours) that I’m pretty impressed.
The instructions recommend buffing your nails and applying the transfers to a clean surface, but I also suggest putting on a base coat, whatever you would normally put on your nails if you are so inclined. For a while I have been using Sally Hansen Miracle Cure Problem Nail Strengthener.
I recommend this for two reasons; partly to give the sticker something to grip, but mostly to protect your natural nail. So when you peel it off, it doesn’t take bits of your own nail with it. Stickers are dark horses; wearing them back-to-back for several weeks last summer, I found myself with soft flaky nails, good for nothing.
I suggest putting on a base coat, letting it dry, then applying your transfers.
All nail stickers are usually designed for long-ish nails; you need to have some length to be able to wrap the transfer over, to file it off. And the designs are usually for longer nails – some of the zombie eyeballs were kind of cut off, even on my nails which I would say are pretty long right now.
Speaking of. You might have also noticed that some of my nails are revoltingly long and pointy; this is a nail-shape that seems to work well for me, as in, it resists chips and splits etc, and I can grow my nails disgustingly long if I file them in to a point while I do it. Also makes me feel like Cat Woman.
Anyway. These nail stickers went on really well; they are a lot softer and more pliable than many other brands I have used, so they were very easy to stretch-to-fit onto my nails, and being so pliable, fit really easily. I screwed up on two of my nails and to be honest those two are already (a few hours after applying them) showing signs of poor resilience.
Compared to other brands (including Nail Rock) that have been somewhat more brittle, it looks like these will wear well. I’ll update this post to let you know for sure. Other brands I’ve used have been more difficult to apply completely smoothly, and that seems to be the trouble with any nail sticker; as soon as it’s not perfectly applied, any wrinkles will quickly turn into peeling and lifting. Makes sense I guess.
Anyway – this post is scheduled to go live on Monday, when I will be heading back home to Oban from Glasgow. I was there to see Jettblack, so it’s possible that by the time you are reading this, I will have run off with Jon Dow and you won’t hear from me again. If that is the case I’ll give Chloe my flog password so she can let you all down gently.
Do you think he likes zombie nails? I hope he likes zombie nails. Screeeeam!
Update: this is what they look like after 48 hours wear.
The index and pinky finger are the worst; these are the two that I screwed up putting on. The pinky is ripped in the middle and the index finger just has quite a big chunk missing from the tip. As the pattern is so busy it’s not actually that noticeable in real life.
The rest of the nails have worn a little on the tips but not too much. None of them have peeled or lifted, so, they remain the best-wearing nail stickers I have used – hands down!
call me crazy…
18 Apr
Me, supporting (a) Denmark in the World Cup or (b) marriage equality? Cast your votes in the comments below!
… but I think we – all us human adult people – all should have the same rights. Equal rights for everyone. The right to vote, own property, earn the same wage for doing the same job. And if you’re in love with someone and you want to get married, that should be that.
It’s a bit embarrassing, that in 2013, we’re even still discussing it. Big cheers for New Zealand who have just passed the bill to legalise same-sex marriage. Now can the rest of us get with the fuckin’ program?
If you DON’T believe in marriage equality, you’re like … one of those people 50 years ago who thought it should be illegal for black people to marry white people. That’s what you are.
And if that’s you, please get your eyeballs off my flog. This website isn’t for assholes.
MUA Mascara, Shade #7 (pink)
16 AprHere it is, no other eye makeup except for the pink mascara.
And this below is the pink mascara with black eyeliner under my top lashes and on my waterline.
And last of all, this (below) is pink mascara applied on top of black mascara, with black eyeliner as before.
I had more luck applying it with my own mascara brush (which is only an old Maybelline one that I cleaned up, from a Colossal Volume tube) as the mascara wand that it came with sucked. It also took a good few layers to get this colour intensity. You could be subtle and just put a touch of colour on the tips of your lashes, if you like.
I would say it worked best for me using black eyeliner (the middle picture) – on its own it was a little bit pink-eye, but with the black eyeliner it was a bit more punk. It worked better using only the pink mascara (as opposed to layering it over black mascara, as it just made my lashes too chunky).
I’ll give it a go some day with some electric blue eyeshadow or liner, for contrast.
Best thing about this mascara? It was £1 😀
nailed it: Illamasqua i’mperfection bird egg nails
14 AprHere’s Loz modelling the Speckle nail polish (colour: Scarce) from Illamasqua’s newest collection, I’MPERFECTION.
Nice, innit?
As you can see, Loz is a married woman so to all you hand-fetishists that creep around on here, don’t even think about it. But wouldn’t you say this makes a classic, yet subtley-different nail look for a bride?
By the way, this is polish applied by me drunk in the pub, with no top or base coat, and it’s been on for 2 days already. Illamasqua nail polish wears really well and stays shiny, get amongst it! Review coming soon of the excellent matte top coat I bought at the same time… 😀
guess who got in?
12 AprThere is a lot to celebrate, this week. First, a tax return that I wasn’t expecting. I have been so thorough in my celebration of this ‘free money’ that I’m pretty sure I’ve spent it several times over already. I pounced on some facepaint and wigs on eBay this morning just in case.
And secondly, I have been offered a place at the Clydebank College to study a Higher National Diploma in Makeup Artistry. I don’t know what to say here about it, the news is still sinking in but I can’t wipe the smile off my face. I am so happy and excited and my whole life is about to change and it’s SO EXCITING!!!!!!!
I hope your Friday brings/has brought you something to go ‘wooooo’ about, too.
Tiger-kisses from me xX