last name Scully.
look at my new boots vying for attention in the corner there!
He is my skull ring. He was named after Dana Carvey and it’s just a coincidence that his last name is Scully like Agent Scully from the X Files and he’s a skull. Regular readers will recognise Dana from every photo of my left hand. Sometimes he’s on my thumb. He’s with me always. He’s a cheap piece of shit I bought from http://www.emp-online.co.uk which is where I get a lot of my cheap, badass stuff.
Once I’m rolling in the kind of money that will come with my imminent glittering career in makeup artistry, I’ll be adding to my collection via German designer Thomas Sabo and The Great Frog – home of wow. Most coveted at the moment is this skull cuff:
I love you, why are you so expensive, will you ever be mine and do you love me too?
… and next thing you know I’ll be rocking up to work in one of these:
for illustration purposes only, not actual mode of transport, it’s an ornament calm down everyone
In that top photo of my hand, if you look closely you’ll notice that my nails have weird ridges in them. That’s because I bought a miniature angle grinder masquerading as an electric nail buffer, for £3 on Amazon. I do not recommend. It’s going to take ages for my nails to get back to normal, and thanks also to my Quik-e-Mart job ravaging my hands they’re not going to grow out any time soon either. UGH! I miss my claws.
Anyway. Time to get off the internet and go meet Chloe for lunch. Happy Sunday, flogstars – hope you’re keepin’ it lazy like you should be.
digital imologue 
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