Today was the final day for wig assessments, and while I had already completed both of mine, my services as a short-haired model were required. Today I was Freyja’s model, and she turned me into a haunted Alice in Wonderland. I don’t have copies of the pics from the college camera (yet) but here are a few from my phone.
sans wig
a wee cheeky green one with halloween stickers, because why not
completed look
with the pin curls taken out
bus home. There are no other passengers BECAUSE I ATE THEM ALL!!!
and now I’m sitting in the kitchen writing this flog post. Not taking my makeup off, no sir.
The contacts are “Berzerker” from MesmerEyez.
So here’s 80s German power-metallers Helloween, with I Want Out. Parental Advisory: Contains exactly as many fluffy blond Euro-mullets, denim jackets, leather, skin tight jeans that show EVERYTHING, and dodgy special effects as you would expect from a video endorsed on imogenmaxwell.com
Hey everybody, today’s post is PHOTOS because while I know you all thirst for my sparkling banter in unhealthy ways, I also know that you really just swing by here to check for tit pics and the like. Today, you are shit out of luck on both fronts, because I have nothing to say and none of the pictures I’m posting here are my own work or boobs.
You could accuse me of showing complete contempt for my enormous, international legion of fans, as I am putting next to no effort into this post and none of you are going to get anything out of it either. Why? It’s mostly just a collection of the cool shit that my friends see on the internet and post on my Facebook wall because they know I love it. And since most of you reading this are my real-life AND Facebook friends, this post is actually entirely redundant because it’s YOU who sent me the pictures in the first place! HA! We’ve come full circle!
Actually not all of it is cool shit you guys sent me. Some of it I pinched from Instagram, those ones are captioned with the creator’s Instagram link.
I’ll stop talking now. I present to you… Cool Shit, v1.
cool, huh?
instagram.com/hannamajava
keeping an eye on the time, arf arf arf
instagram.com/promisetamang
take on me instagram.com/amberscott_makeup
KISS this!
instagram.com/madeleineharirian
instagram.com/klee608
sand, not makeup, but still cool
That should be enough cool shit to get you through the day, flogstars. Whatever you’re up to, I hope you’re living it up as much as this guy.
livin’ it up
DAMMIT, now I’ve got that Ja Rule song stuck in my head. Sorry guys.
Chloe is lying next to me laughing at videos of cats having sex on YouTube.
yep, two single beds shoved together. This is living.
Too much creepy shit up in here.
We went to see Machete Kills this afternoon. Amazing. And you’ll be happy to hear that Machete Kills Again: In Space is underway. So is the second Sin City movie. Fucking love Robert Rodriguez. Here’s a picture of Lady Gaga’s nails in Machete Kills, a fine example of the highly stylised… styling of his movies. Stylin’!
I am too tired to say anything intelligent, best beloved. Getting up early for work after a night of no sleep, due to sharing a bed with a coughing, farting, cat-sex watching sister is really taking it out of me. Hope y’all have had a good weekend. Thank you and good night!
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